Monday, December 27, 2010

[...]

I'm listening to one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard in my life and I feel so...

Friday, December 24, 2010

Sex? Yes Please.

Redheads? Blondes? Brunettes? I don't care.
I'm too horny to afford being choosy.

Please Pray for his health


Above is the photo of my beloved little nephew. He was burnt alive in his house 2 weeks ago. He was in the hospital's emergency for 2 weeks and now they have brought him out and opened his bandages. let us all pray that he will get better. Unfortunately, he is also addicted to crack and is a crack-whore. But that's another story. We hope to fix him up soon! :)
As you can see he is still a happy fellow and has high spirits. The doctors say he may survive but we should pray for his health. He wants to be a police man some day!

Thank you all for your best wishes. :(

Friday, December 17, 2010

BEST OF 2010

MUSIC:
METAL ALBUM OF THE YEAR: Thrice - The Alchemy Index
METAL ARTIST OF THE YEAR: Thrice

NON-METAL ALBUM OF THE YEAR: Sonic Youth - The Eternal
NON-METAL ARTIST OF THE YEAR: Low

MOVIES:
MOVIE OF THE YEAR: Shutter Island
BEST SOUNDTRACK: A Single Man

GAMES:
GAME OF THE YEAR: Batman Arkham Asylum
WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
BIGGEST SURPRISE: New Mortal Kombat in 2011
BEST XBOX 360 GAME: Batman Arkham Asylum
BEST PLAYSTATION 3 GAME: Vanquish
MOST ANTICIPATED 2011 GAME: Duke Nukem Forever

PEOPLE:
BEST PERSON OF THE YEAR: Morteza Karimi, Because of his brave and bold letters to our Bank's Head Office concerning our branch managers' inadequacies
WORST PERSON OF THE YEAR: Mr. Ghoreishi Nejad, My ex-boss. He really did a number on my nerves and my overall mental condition. Bastard.

COMPUTER:
BEST SOFTWARE: Google Chrome, an absolutely fantastic and fun browser
WORST SOFTWARE: Windows 7, for being so incompatible with all the older games/software and thus making them useless junk.

LIFE:
BEST EVENT: I finally got out of the bank and went on to start a new path. A path to follow my dreams.
WORST EVENT: The day I got my final pay. It was way less than what I initially expected.
CURRENT GOAL IN LIFE: To become a professional animator/video game Artist
MOMENT OF CRYING: The night before the day I had to leave my job after 7 years.
MOMENT OF LAUGHS: When I found out I had passed the entrance exam to MFT as top student.


Friday, December 10, 2010

No. Not a true story. Don't Ask.

He walks. He thinks. He wonders. He watches the distant star in the night sky. He realizes how far and eternally unreachable it seams. He'd never get to see it up close in his lifetime.
He looks for water in the fridge. He pours himself some and enters his room.
He watches the door close and he watches the little magnificent spark of electricity between the two metal parts of the door and lock.
He steps on a cockroach.
He won't sleep that night.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

On religion

What kind of humans have the ability to create religion?
The craziest ones? Or the smartest ones?
Whatever it is, Religion is a keystone in human evolution.

Friday, December 3, 2010

You Make Me Feel Like I'm Less Than Zero


On the first page of our story, the future seems so bright
And this thing turned out so evil, I don’t know why I’m still surprised
Even angels have their wicked schemes and you take death to new extremes
But you’ll always be my hero, even though you lost your mind

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn,
But that’s alright because I like the way it hurts.
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry,
But that’s alright because I love the way you lie, I love the way you lie.
I love the way you lie.

Now this gravel in our voices, glass is shattered from the fight.
In this tug of war, you’ll always win, even when I’m right.
Cause you feed me fables from your hand,
With violet words and empty threats and it’s sick that all these battles are what keeps me satisfied.

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn,
But that’s alright because I like the way it hurts.
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry,
But that’s alright because I love the way you lie, I love the way you lie.
Ohhh, I love the way you lie.

So maybe I’m a masochist
I try to run but I don’t wanna ever leave.
Til the walls are goin’ up in smoke with all our memories.

This morning, you wake, a sunray hits your face
smeared makeup as we lay in the wake of destruction
hush baby, speak softly, tell me I’ll be sorry that you
pushed me into the coffee table last night so I can push you off me
try and touch me so I can scream at you not to touch me
run out the room and I’ll follow you like a lost puppy
baby, without you, I’m nothing, I’m so lost, hug me
then tell me how ugly I am, but that you’ll always love me
then after that, shove me, in the aftermath of the
destructive path that we’re on, two psychopaths but we
know that no matter how many knives we put in each other’s backs
that we’ll have each other’s backs, ’cause we’re that lucky
together, we move mountains, let’s not make mountains out of molehills,
you hit me twice, yeah, but who’s countin’
I may have hit you three times, I’m startin’ to lose count
but together, we’ll live forever, we found the youth fountain
our love is crazy, we’re nuts, but I refused counselin’
this house is too huge, if you move out I’ll burn all two thousand
square feet of it to the ground, ain’t shit you can do about it
with you I’m in my fuckin’ mind, without you, I’m out it

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn,
But that’s alright because I like the way it hurts.
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry,
But that’s alright because I love the way you lie, I love the way you lie.
Ohhh, I love the way you lie.
I love the way you lie.


Rihanna (Feat. Eminem) - Love The Way You Lie (Part II)- Loud

Monday, November 29, 2010

Blockbuster Rant


This will be Star Scream from the 3rd movie. Yes.

To be quite honest, I don't really see the difference between the Decepticons in this crap movies. It's like they created the autobots (they didn't have the balls to change the Autobots that much) but they went full-on crazy loco batshit with the insecticon...err... I mean Decepticons.

Frankly, watching the second Transformers movie was like watching my mother turning into a flesh eating zombie and eating my father's eyes out of his skull. Disturbing and morbidly depressing.

The question is, why the hell can't they just make an animated sequel? Oh yeah.. because people are idiots and want to watch 3D effects and lifeless big-name actors instead of a decent cartoon which may at least respect the world of Transformers.

No I haven't also forgotten about G.I Joe. oh god. the horror of watching that piece of trash was too much pain to bare.

Well done, Hollywood. So you're going to re-remake the spiderman series again and bring us another Nolan batman who practically pisses all over the Batman saga and its characters and people act like "ooooh! a Dark story! this hasn't been done before!" well I have something to say to all of you:

You are all retards and I hope you burn in hell. It's no wonder Alan Moore doesn't endorse his works to be filmed in Hollywood. They basically fart on your creations and put some dozen explosions in them and sell them to the retarded masses (Although Kudos to Zack Snyder for actually consulting the source material delicately before he brought them to the screen) but still, Mr. Moore has the right idea here.

Now that Marvel and DC have no soul left in them and all they think about is money, I couldn't care less about these kind of blockbuster hits anymore because I truly hate a work of art go to waste like this. If they could Hollywood would perhaps make a movie about Mona Lisa, "the Woman Commando who blew up the secret laboratory of an evil genius who was out to assassinate Da Vinci before he could paint the Last Supper, and ties the end of the movie to a sequel to the Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons movies (which were both like a pool of vomit compared to the outstanding books).

I'm not even going to get into the Videogame to movie films. It's just too horrendous and painful for me.

Really, I don't care anymore. Swim in your pools of money and laugh at the retards who watch your multi-million dollar budget films. But if there was justice, you'd all be burning in hell.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

trichotillomania


Feel pull Feel pull

Touch Touch Touch

Feel pull Feel Watch

Touch Touch Touch

Pull Pull Watch Pull

Feel Feel Touch

Ode to Melancholy

Oh, this dreadful life!
This sickening, grueling shadow of misery
That even misery itself is never fully understood
and we all drown in a twilight of no motion

Our happiness and joys so meek and fragile
our hopes hurl'd around as leaves in a storm
and our pains are twice our happiness
Our moments of triumph but blinks of an eye

O'er these lifeless knows and hows
we tremble and falter and slowly wither
And when the end nears we knowst not why
or when, but we do know and it is never more pleasant

What is this shadow of unperfection
which swallows our pride and our beauties
with but a gaze and a wretched smile it turns
and tramples our faith and collapses our lights

The brooding voices of our own self
and our helpless soul, trapped inside a cage
that we both do and do not know
crying and loosing its mark as it sinks deeper

Maybe I do not want to participate in a world
Where shadows are definitions of light
and the falling are the ones who define the rising
and shedding tears of misery are dubious signs of a better tomorrow

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Facts

We are So Fucked Up,
Me And You,
We don't like to show it,
But it's all true

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Question for you to consider

If you could have only one of the two following things, which one would you choose?

- The Brain of Leonardo Davinci
- The Soul of Leonardo Davinci

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

If prophets could indeed perform miracles, they should appear to the modern people and urge them to get over them.

When the human mind truly evolves, it shall not need the ropes of religion around its neck in order to behave. All life is one.

We all come from the same Bang.

The Pain of Embarrasement

Have you ever had one of those moments in life when you feel like you wanted to disappear right at that moment and not never come back again?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Stuff

First of all, I want every one of you people reading this add this blog to their bookmarks:


His blog is brilliant in my opinion and he has some really smart and interesting stuff going on in it. I found it by random and I couldn't be happier with what I stumbled upon.

Secondly, WHY THE FUCK INDEED ARE CHUPA CHUPS SO HARD TO OPEN?!?!

Friday, October 8, 2010

Funny thing...

So... it was probably a few days ago.

I was either high or drunk and I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom.

Then I remember thinking about life and what I think about the purpose of life and the ultimate fate of humanity. What is beyond death? Am I just going to disappear and never to be seen again or be reborn as another human (or animal) based on where the atoms composing me end up.


And so I think about the life of atoms. What is the life of atoms? It depends on the element of the atom and it is always a lot of time. millions of years for the weakest kind of atom. So then I think about, we're probably a part of something bigger and much more beyond us because at least a million years from now, who would know how advanced life is in the universe.

Then I'm thinking, what if there would be civilizations whose atoms have gone through the "purifying" stage of millions of billions of years, a few times before? So just how advanced could Alien races be if there are any. They could be fucking GODS to us.

And then I'm thinking God. Just what the fuck did the human race witness -or lack- that the need for a messiah was felt SO deeply and SO strongly on an emotional level that it was hammered and sickled in our GENES that we are in need of an "omnipotent being" that all us humans are so in need of for remaining a sane species.

Which then makes me think about genes. Just how back from the past -or to the future- do genes pass on information? Because being primal animals or humans requires some basic functions which exist for all to a certain degrees but then are at the same time unique and especially tailored for their own individual life forms.

After that... the next thing that came to my mind was.....





"Is this even my own toothbrush?"







Tuesday, October 5, 2010

A joke

- By the laws of science, especially The quantum theory, everything can be considered as existing and non-existing at the same time.
Therefore, as far as we humans species know based on current science, everything you see and hear and feel and dream and imagine can both exist and not exist at the same time. But this all demands one and only one rule: "That the Above law to constantly exist without being non-existent even for the smallest periods of time. " Because if it doesn't, every other possible existence will be destroyed. Disappear.
- So what's the moral of this hypothesis?
- ...I don't know yet.



If above joke made you chuckle, laugh or even smile for a moment I love you and I want to marry you. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE marry me.






"The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do."

--Galileo Galilei

Friday, September 24, 2010

Love.
Fuck all the movies, fuck all the stupid stories behind it, fuck everything you know about it for a second.
Do this:
Think back on your life.
Try to remember a moment when you loved or came close to loving. It shouldn't necessarily be a person. It may be a thing too. Or maybe an animal.
Think about what comes to your mind when you think of the word Love.
Got something? Clear the image. Throw away all the unneeded stuff. Imagine a single thing which is the ultimate relation between the word Love and what your mind.






...Feels kinda nice, doesn't it?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Beauty Of The 21st Century


How do you think a person who has just STABBED HERSELF IN THE MIDDLE
FUCKING FINGER would react?
I dunno. Maybe scream for about 3 minutes while staring at the fountain of blood gushing out of her hand while trying to think what she should do, just fumbling around the kitchen with a pool of her own blood starting to cover the ground she is walking on as she staggers slower and slower towards the nearest toilet's towel holder, while starting to black out from the blood loss as she is struggling to get back up from the ground to reach the telephone and dial 9-1-1 if she's lucky enough and then struggle to stay awake, and alive, before the ambulance arrives?













well.... she'd probably do all that after she's posted it online. LMAO.
Seriously, if you bring an annoying little fucker over here and burn him alive in front of me and spray donkey piss all over him as he screams "MOTHER!!" I still wouldn't laugh as hard as when I saw this.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Babum bum! Babum bum!


So...
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer. Right? :-/

Friday, September 10, 2010

A Little TOO Much Work


I love Wikipedia.
What's beautiful about it is that it's a living, breathing thing. The very icing on Internet 2.0's cake. It's also my most favorite website and no day goes by that I don't visit it at least a dozen times and often much more. It's like the worldly knowledge at the tip of my fingertips. a vast database of humanly knowledge inside my humble little computer.
And you know what? Sometimes I want to add to it. Contribute, if you will, to the sea of wisdom this website brings. There have been many times that I wanted to contribute to Wikipedia and although sometimes I did, including editing articles about:
Psychology, Philosophy, Linguistics, Video Games (in many categories of consoles, brands, companies, games and video games themselves), Astronomy, TV shows and pop culture, Electronics etc.
But I still had much difficulty editing as freely and easily as I could. You see, Wikipedia is a wonderful website if you want to Read. But if you want to add to what you're reading something of your own, although it's free, it's a pretty complicated task. Outright unusable sometimes for a casual internet/PC user without prior knowledge of advanced HTML coding who knows something and wants to share.
So I urge the administrators and Webmasters down at Wikipedia to start thinking of a much MUCH more user-friendly environment of knowledge contribution instead of shying away from a design challenge and/or being afraid of schemes of "sabotage". Be assured that I am indeed hoping for a safe and strong security system (which is thankfully already dominant in the system) which would still control the data and information flow as per regulations. But alongside it I want the more user-friendly interface. Because as any other Wiki resource, Wikipedia is the child of the world wide web and its users. You could even say the same for the Internet itself!
So I'm urging you to give power to the people! allow them to add to this rich cornucopia of knowledge so that it may grow, prosper and be the seed which our generation sow for our children to reap.

Hamed,
A Loyal Fan

Sunday, September 5, 2010


You know what I think the least pretentious and least "corporation-ally" invented tool in human life is?
Toothbrush. The inventor of the toothbrush should have received a Nobel Prize.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Fuck Me... (and most probably fuck you...)

Look at them go for Justing Bieber!
Seriously people?

Dear Postsecrets...

I can't stop pitying my intellectually inferior parents.
And that's the biggest burden I'll always carry with me for the rest of my entire life.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

ekh...

What the hell is wrong with me and my fascination for masturbation for god's sake! Sheesh!
I'm not talking about that subject anymore.
For god's sake keep it in your pants dude.
jack off.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Intoxicated and presenting a hypothesis for the reason of masturbation

Why do people masturbate?
Is it only to feel the sensation of an orgasm or is there still another angle to look at it? If you look at it scientifically, you'd have to look at the fact that all humans need stress relief. The stress which accumulates inside an individual's mind and nervous system has to be systematically removed every once in a while before it overloads. (the frequency for the urge depends on the individual though. Both physiologically and psychologically). The most effective way which can "release" this burden of stress is a "soft reset" of the human body which is the result of the surge of several different hormones (especially Estrogen in females and Testosterone in males) throughout the body.
We can also hypothesize from this point that the stress which accumulates in the female mind is much more active and hard to "get rid of" because evolution has allowed their bodies to have multiple orgasms (multiple resets and re-calibrations, so to speak)
So the question is, what would have happened if, hypothetically, there was no source of internal or external stress for a person? would they never be sexually aroused? Is our body deliberately working against itself to save itself (from individualism, perhaps?) A paradox arises.
But apparently a functional one.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

(تاریخچه ای اجمالی بر تاریخ ارقتطون و کهکشان ابوطریبه (پاره ی نخست


گویند که در حدود بیست بیلیون و اندی سال گذشته، زمانی که مه و خورشید و زمین در کار نبودند، در اطراف کهکشانک "ابوطریبه" درحدود چهارصد و پنجاه سال نوری رو به آنطرف تر از محور دارالمفاعله ستاره ای متولد شد به نام "افلیس" و بدور آن سه سیاره مدور بودندی که اولی بقدری نزدیک به ستاره بودندی که به داخل آن کشیده شدندی و سوختندی و انفجاری حاصل شد که بسبب آن کمی از قدرت ستاره کاسته شده و رمق آن مقداری خوابیده شد. و دو سیاره دیگر که هنوز در حالت ناپایدار در خلاء فضا غوطه ور بودند کمی از ابوطریبه دورتر گردیدند و شرایط وجود زندگی در آنان حاصل شد.
نزدیک ترین سیاره را رومیان بنام "کارگون" و دیگر خلقیات زمینی (و غیر زمینی) بنام "کلگنه" می شناختند. و بسیار این سیاره سرسبز و خوش و خرم بود. و از رودهای زیبای سبز آن و آسمان نیلگون آن حکایت ها آمده. (در قرآن آمده: و کلگنه را آفریدیم تا در آن رودهای فراوان و درختان خرمای فراوان بکاریم تا از آن لذت برند کائنات.
در مدار دورتر، سیاره "ارقتطون" یا بزبان قبایل مایا "اورگانا" در حال گردش پدید آمد که بسیار وسیع بود. قطر دور سیاره تقریبا به اندازه خورشید منظومه شمسی بودندی و در آن موجودات فراوان پدید شد.
لازم به یادآوری است که کهن ترین مدرک از اعلام کشف این ستاره و سیاره اش به زمان ایل های ماد در جنوب غربی آسیای میانه بر می گردد که آنرا بنام "آروگامانا" که بمعنای "دایره ی بزرگ" می باشد می دانستند و مصریان باستان نیز از آن بسیار یاد کرده اند و گویند که اهرام مصر بدستور پادشاهان زمانه برای این ساخته شدند که اگر دایره قصد به فرود بر کره زمین را داشته باشد، سه پایه برای فرود آن آماده باشد. چنان که تناسب و اعتدال کامل برقرار می گیردد اگر یک جسم کروی را بر روی سه پایه تیز قرار دهند
آنقدر این سیاره وسیع بوده که به زبان بومیان سیاره، جاذبه حاصله، سیاره ی همسایه یعنی "کارگون" را بسوی خود کشیده و موجب شد با هم تصادفی پدید آورند که بنام "قلنج بزرگ" یا همان
The Bing Crang
شناخته شد. البته بقدری سیاره بزرگ است که سالها طول کشید تا گرد غبار حاصله از برخورد دو سیاره از یک سوی ارگان به سوی دیگر آن برسد و دوره ی کلیدی "سیاهی مطلق" یا بعبارتی
The Darkest Throne of Blashykh
را حاصل گردد.
تاریخ نگاران ارگانی و یونانی که توسط کمک موقعیت اجرام و استفاده از ماریجوانا این رخداد ها را سخت تعقیب می کردند بسیار به وجد آمده بودند. همانطور که ارسطو در نامه ای به پرکلیوس مینگارد: "ناگهان دو سیاره به هم نزدیک شدندی و انفجاری پیش آمدندی!" و اینگونه بود که لغت "انفجار" به لغتنامه نسل انسانیت اضافه گردید.
سیاهی آسمان در سیاره ارقتطون قریب به دویست سال و اندی بطول انجامید و اطلاعات از اوضاع ساکنین سیاره در این دوره بسیار کم می باشد بدلیل این موضوع که بخاطر تاریکی مطلق، کلیه موجودات سیاره ارگان کور بدنیا آمدند و ساختار مولکولی و ژنی آنان در حال تغییر اساسی برای استفاده از سیستم سونار یا رادار بود که ناگهان خاکها فرو نشست و دوباره نور ستاره افلیس بر آنان درخشید. و بمدت بیست و شش سال تمام جشنها و مراسم یابود آن روز دل انگیز برپا شدندی که یونانیان نیز با آنان همراه گردیدند همانطور که ایکانکولوس پسر هراسلیوس پادشاه زمانه نقل کرد: "بسیار خوشحالی در این بیست و شش سال و اندی مشاهده شد و ما نیز هر ساله با آنان جشن گرفتیم و این مراسم را ادامه دادیم." و اینگونه گشت که عید باستانی "سال نو" در فرهنگهای مختلف رواج یافتندی.
البته در این زمان هنوز نسل چهار پا بر ارگانا سلطنت مینمود و نسل دو پا حدود صد سال بعد رویت گردید که مربوط می شود به نسل "کرامکین" که به این نکته ظریف پی بردند که اگر بر روی دو پایشان بایستند میتوانند بمقدار بسیار وسیع تری اطراف خود را نظاره کنند و همچنین با نشانه گیری صحیح، شاش خود را به جهات دلخواه هدایت نمایند که این خود بسیار نیکو بود.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

The End... FOR YOU! AHAHAHAHA!


Dear Mr. Ghoreishi and asshole bitch Mr. Gharaati and all the poor fuckers who are stuck in the mud pool of the sad and decimating shit and gag of Eihbank Tehran Branch, as I shall soon leave you all to (hopefully) have a better life than the shit you gave me, I dedicate these song lyrics to you as it is my own voice:

Killing in the name of!
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Uggh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control (7 times)
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya!

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

Yeah! Come on!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Motherfucker!


Rage Against The Machine- Killing in the name of- Rage Against the Machine

Monday, July 5, 2010

Interview With H.T about his latest album!

But first a couple of reviews from critics around the universe!

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! (5/5)
MTV.COM

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! (6/6)
ALLMUSIC.com

BOOM BABY! BOOM BABY! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKALAKA!
GHERGHERE.com

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
ZAGHNABOOT.COM

HAAAAAAIIIIGHGHGHGHGHGHZHHHH!
GORGOREEEEEE!.COM

TABARAKALLAH!
FUCKISLAMFOREVER.COM

MOTHER! MOTHER! MOTHER!
RAPEDINCEST.COM

با استناد به قانون جرايم رايانه ای
دسترسۍ به تارنماۍ فراخوانده شده امكان پذير نمۍ باشد.
L1-8.COM



Yup! Awesome ei? So here's the interview:

-Hey hamed! what's up?
- Yo.


THE END

Saturday, June 19, 2010

بی حواس

تنگ آبش را پر از آب کردم و گذاشتم روی میز کنار پنجره آشپزخانه. از بیرون صدای بوق و جیغ دو تا ماشین میومد که ماشیناشونو به هم مالیده بودند و حالا به خواهر و مادر همدیگر فحش می دادند. مثل اینکه زن یا خواهر یکی از راننده ها که به جون اون یکی راننده افتاده بود از ماشین پیاده شده و میخواد جلوی شوهر یا برادرشو بگیره. از اونجا میگم شوهر چون قیافه اش به دوست دختر نمیخوره. از روش بستن روسریش معلومه. مثل اینکه کله ام رو با میخ کوبیدن به پنجره.
چند تا ماشین دیگه توقف کردن و راننده هاشون پیاده شدند که بیان اون دو تا... سه تا رو از هم جدا کنن. موفق میشن. از این بالا رگ گردن دوتاشون معلومه که عین وزغ زده بیرون. قرمز شده اند. مثل اینکه آروم شد اوضاع. برم برسم به بقیه کارام. هنوز تنگ آبشو نیمه کاره از روی میز برنداشتم که دوباره صدای جیغ و داد میاد. به خیالم اون دو تا دوباره از دست کسانی که نگهشون داشته بودن بیرون لولیدن و دارن بقیه عقده هاشونو رو هم خالی میکنن. یکی شاید بیست و سه چهار سال عقده و اونیکی بگی نگی چند سال بیشتر. از روی کنجکاوی میرم دوباره دم پنجره. تنگ آبش هنوز توی دستمه. میبینم اون پائین اتفاق دیگه ای افتاده.
میخکوب میشم. اون زنه که میخوست شوهرشو جدا کنه پخش شده روی زمین. از زیر سرش یه برکه خون داره روی زمین پخش میشه. یکی از توی یکی از ماشینها که وایستاده اون دور و ورا داره جیغ میکشه. ده بیست نفر ریختن روی سر همدیگه نمیتونم تشخیص بدم چه خبره. ولی زنه همینطور افتاده روی زمین و داره ازش خون میره. تنگ آبش توی دستم میلرزه. از خونه ی همسایه بالایی صدای داد و فریاد میاد. نمی فهمم داره چی میگه چون پنجره مون دو جداره است. مثل اینکه داره میگه ول کن یا یه چیزی.
حالا چند نفر دور اون زن بدبخت جمع شدند. تکان که نمیخوره. یا بی هوشه یا مرده. نفسم تنگ میشه و تند. احساس میکنم از درون شکمم یه لیوان سرکه داره بالا میزنه. بلندش کردن و دارن میندازنش توی ماشین. دارن مردم پخش میشن ولی هنوز یه چند نفری دارن یه داد و فریادهایی به هم میزنن. یه نفر پای موبایلش داره حرف میزنه و تماشا میکنه. با سرعت یکی یکی ماشینها از آنجا دور میشن. چیزی نمیمونه بجز همون برکه ی خون روی زمین. برکه.
تنگ آبش هنوز توی دستمه. بالاخره خودمو از پنجره میکنم و میرم به طرف حال. تنگ آبشو میزارم روی میز کنار پنجره و دمشو رو میگیرم و از روی میز برش میدارم و ولش میکنم توی آب. مثل سنگ میره ته آب. با ناخنم چند تا ضربه آهنگ دار به شیشه تنگ میزنم اما مثل اینکه فایده ای ندارد. تکانی نمیخورد. از بیرون برای بار سوم صدای داد و فریاد میاد.
میرم دم پنجره و سعی میکنم از آن زاویه ی تنگ به ته خیابان از جایی که صدای فریاد میاد نگاه کنم اما چیزی معلوم نیست. صدای آژیر پلیس هم میاد. یکی داره داد میزنه ای خدا وای خدا. یا همچین چیزایی. معلوم نیست چیزی. دیگه برام مهم نیست. دوباره برای چند ثانیه برمیگردم سر تنگش و خیره میشم بهش و منتظر میمانم که شاید یک تکانی از خود نشان بده. نه. خبری نیست.
کاریش نمیشه کرد. تنگ را خالی میکنم توی توالت، سیفون میکشم و میرم تا لباسم رو عوض کنم. باید ساعت چهار و ربع مسجد باشم. ختم ساعت چهار و نیم شروع میشه.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

News Flash


GOOD NEWS! TERMIE'S NEW ALBUM "MISERY IN MOTION" IS OUT!!!!111
You can find it in all CD shops all over the world for the price of $99.99 normal edition and a special edition which has a extra page inside the album booklet which is the cheat for the new FIFA 2010 game!!! ISN'T THAT FUCKING COOL?!?!?!?! The Special edition is 500$.
You can even find the CD in Afghanistan and Burma!
Thanks to the fine people at red cross, We are also sending 1000 copies to the poor fuckers in the Gaza strip. They can't listen to it but maybe they could eat it since they have no food! HAHA!


!!HAIL SATAN!!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

No Miracle Lyrics

Here's the lyrics to one of Termie's new songs from his upcoming album "Misery In Motion"! ENJOY!
The song is titled No Miracle :

On the day that I was born
A Black cat died in a white suit
They spent all their tears and all their laughters
for its funeral

And they keep on singing to me
But I don't believe a word
And they keep on singing to me
But I don't believe a word

They spent all their time and money
on the food for the ceremony
all their skies were so dim and cloudy
that they didn't pay attention
to the crying babies in the upper floor

And they keep on singing
But I don't believe a word
And they keep on singing
But I don't believe a word

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Termie's New Album Cover Revealed!!!!


He says 10 Songs are recorded and only 2-3 remain! He also says it may be available for download for FREE since the pre-order rate has gone Triple-Platinum!!!! OH WOW FUCK ME!!

TERMIE 4EVER, SON!

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Problem

Lately, I have become a harsh and disrespecting person. I get in a fight all the time with my parents and just can't take being around them. I say harsh things and use bad language when I'm arguing with them and it's just a big damn mess.
I really never used to be like this. I mean, we argued all the time but now it's all just tension and argument between us. The sight of them disgusts me. especially my father. I see him as an old looser who never knew the good things about life. And I see my mother as an under-educated, angry and retarded bitch who's looking for some kind of an excuse to bark at me for no reason.
I feel so trapped and confused. It's like the huge pot I was holding inside me all these years is starting to overflow and it's not looking good.
not good at all.

Monday, May 10, 2010

A Person I'd be scared to be around

So I was just surfing the web and randomly going through some unknown blogs and I came up to a blog which had only one post and it said only this with a picture of a woman:

"I wished a hugged her 4ever 4-18-02 I started hugging her cause she was crying and whinning asking me am I still mad at her

Yeah and I am whinning cause I wanted 2 hug her still and make it 8 years we haired each other and how hot hot it was I feel so sad that I dont have a g.f."


And I was FUCKING... FREAKED... OUT.
IDK why.




THE END

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

شاهپرک


آن لکه ی تابان را در بین دود و مه پیدا کرد

نقطه ای از نور فراوان بود

چراغ نفتی مادربزرگ لب ایوانک خانه

آنقدر به دور چراغ چرخ زد

تا معنای روشنایی را فهمید

و صداها کرد و نغمه ها خواند

و با تمام وجود ابراز قدرت کرد

او فراموش کرد رنگ آینه را

تا اینکه شبی چراغ خاموش شد

و اکنون او از تاریکی میترسد

Saturday, April 10, 2010

CRAp

Soon I resign from my job and do nothing.
A new age of fuck has begun. What I'd give to just be relaxed and think about me for a change instead of everything around me.
Oh well. guess I'll just have to change a little bit myself in order to be able to grasp different opportunities. LIKE GOING TO THE ULTIMATE METAL CONCERT WHICH WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN TURKEY BUT MR. JAGH-METIL DIDN'T COME >_<
But whatever. Out of all those bands only Metallica may disband or die after 4-5 years. I just hope Mastodon keeps playing Blood & Thunder in all their gigs.
Shit. I would pay for a filmed VCD of this festival but to think we were "this" close to actually being there. ~_~ I feel all warm and fuzzy inside and then there's cold.... so much cold.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Rubber spoon Rubber spoon Rubber spoon Yes


Bad news people. Real bad.
You know Milad? of course you do. well unfortunately, he's been possessed by the devil! yes. the big bad guy himself has taken control of his lifeless husk of a mortal body to bring vile and atrocious behavior to our family and dignity.
We can't get in touch with a priest and Hajagha Exorcist from next door couldn't help us. The above picture is the last known picture we have of Milad before we locked him up in the basement and threw away the key.
Hopefully, we shall starve him to death before new year comes around.

Monday, February 15, 2010

I Shall Parody Most Of Iranian Blogs and Sometimes My Own Blog in This Post

شعری سروده ام از سمیم قلبم برای اقدس جونم:
آه
ای گهواره ی بی تاب
چرا گوزیدی بر لب الماس بنفش
دوستم داری؟ هان؟ هان؟
هان؟
چرا؟
رفتنی شد دل آهو سر جالیزار شمال
چرا آخه؟
هان؟
مگر من نبودم که رفتم سر کار
توی بانک خلوت
توی خلوت بانک
چرا رفتم وقتی بارانی نبود؟
چرا؟
هان؟
چرا؟
هان؟
آخه چرا.

THE END

What's on Hamed's IPOD?!?!?!?!?!?!


Since I have NOTHING to post about, I shall quick review all the albums I have on my IPOD at this exact moment. I shall do this from now on. Because it's what the cool people do. AHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm also very famous so my reviews are very important to the world. I... HAVE... SCHIZOPHRENIA! Milad has AIDS (Acquired immune deficiency syndrome) and cancer (testicular) and just a little pinch of the Subclavian steal syndrome. He'll die a painful death. And we should support him. We should all support him. As you can see in the picture above which was taken recently, He's not looking very well and he isn't feeling any better. He's a very sick little boy who is going to die so soon. So let us all support people who suffer from the AIDS/TESTICULAR CANCER/SUBCLAVIAN STEAL SYNDROME Combo and wish he dies a peaceful death. He also looks like a retard in this picture because he has a brain tumor. but the doctor says fuck it, so fuck it.
Send me your donation money and I shall see to it that it is used for what he loved most during his life, illegally downloaded porno. But now it shall be legal because I'll use the mmoney to buy him the real stuff which have interactive menus and audio commentary. Isn't that just SUPER DUPER?!?!?!?! :) :)
Anyways, Here's a quick review of the shit on my IPOD:
Atreyu - Lead Sails Paper Anchor
Atreyu's best album yet. it combines the best of what they are capable of and joins them all into a nifty album full of catchy songs and choruses. Some of the not so good songs do get in the way of the good ones though. 4/5
DAVID GRAY - LIFE IN SLOW MOTION
If you like some heartfelt country music with a twist of mordernized folk/rock mix then you're in for a treat. I don't really like romantic lovey dovey music but these are just some very good melodies. Especially the title track. 4/5
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE - PLANS
I don't think it's better than their Transatlanticism but it gets pretty close to being the perfect album. Some of the songs are just wonderful and it shows that DCFC is becoming more mature and pointed in the right direction. 4/5
IRON AND WINE - THE SHEPHERD'S DOG
Simply one of the best folk albums I've heard all year. The melodies are sad and fruitful at the same time and the lyrics are so personal and detailed about random things which draw your attention and leave goosebumps on your skin. 5/5
BEETHOVEN - SYMPHONY NO. 4
This guy sucks! YEAAAAAAAH! 0/5 (lol)
MESHUGGAH - OBZEN
Yeah yeah I know you think I give this a 5/5 but here's the big surprise.............. I'm GIVING IT A 4.5/5!!!!! Because it wasn't as good as Catch 33 or Nothing. but still a killer album. 4.5/5
RADIOHEAD - AMNESIAC
Simply, Radiohead's best experimental album. I can't even begin to describe the beauty and the laid back feeling of the songs in this album. Every track has its own story to tell and they all combine to create one of the best Radiohead albums in years. Better than OK Computer IMO. 5/5
RADIOHEAD - THE BENDS
As Amnesiac was Radiohead's best experimental album, this is their best rock album. The songs are so fucking awesome and catchy and the riffs are killer. It's one of their early albums but it's still their best attempt at alternative Rock to this date. 4.5/5
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD - ALIEN
I think it's much better than their City album. City was like an appetizer for Alien. This album is pure chaos and don't listen to this one unless you want your brain to turn into shit. alien shit. 5/5
SUICIDE SILENCE - THE CLEANSING
FUCKING AWESOME! WOOOO! METAL ALBUM OF 2010! I'M NOT KIDDING HERE. FUCKING BRUTAL HARDCORE FUCKMASTER! HYAAAAAA! ARRRRGH! 5/5
RESIDENT EVIL EXTINCTION SOUNDTRACK
Nice album. Has some really good songs especially the one from Emigrate. Had some shitty emo/punky shit in it too though. 3.5/5
HE IS LEGEND - SUCK OUT THE POISON
What the fuck is this shit? They want to immitate The sword and somehow create some Stoner Metal songs but they end up sounding like fart. 2/5
SHADOWS FALL - THREADS OF LIFE
Bullshit. It's just cliche'd metalcore. The songs aren't that bad and some of the riffs are nice but I've heard this album before a million times before in a million other albums. Whatever 3.5/5

THAT'S ALL, FUCKS!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Temie's New Album is Out


Termie's hotly anticipated new album, "Calculating The Ghost" is out now courtesy of C.M Records in all major and minor music stores! This is Termie's second album since the critically acclaimed "Ergonomic Assassin" which hit stores in early 2009. Here are some reviews of the album followed by a short interview with H.T himself about the album and his ideas about the next project in works!

-"This may be his second album, but Termie's accomplished so much more than some experimental bands do in their whole lifetime."
ALLMUSIC GUIDE

-" We're only a few days into 2010 and I'm already considering this my album of the year!"
MTV.COM

-" Termie has shifted away from the heavy, grungy industrial theme of assassin and has conjured up a deeply melodic and moving second album"
POP MATTERS

- "A bit harder to approach than the shallower "...Assassin" but there are at least 3 bit hits on this album alone and if you were a fan of Termie then this is definitely going to blow you away."
SPIN

- **** 1/2 Stars."
ROLLING STONE

- "Everything has changed from what you may have expected from what the next Termie album would be. I expected something heavier and more grungy but I'm still swept away by just how hypnotic and deep the second album is."
LOS ANGELES TIMES

- " It's amazing what Termie can do with just a few samples and some very, VERY primitive instruments which are probably from the stone age according to today's razzle-dazzle array of electronic equipment and producing machinery."
MP3.COM

- "I never expected such an album from him after what he did in his debut. Simply amazing stuff!."
MUSIC NATION

- "Experimental electronica with a ghost of its own. sometimes creepy, sometimes soothing, sometimes sentimental and completely essential."
ROCKIT.COM

- "You'll either love it or hate it. But I sure as **** loved it! I just wish it was a bit longer in the minutes."
UNDER THE RADAR

-"After multiple listens it will finally open up its wonderful chest of beauty and marvelous music for your listening pleasure."
THE MUSIC SHOP

-"Termie has loosened up the tight and suffocating grip he had on his sample mixing and is letting in a fresh breeze of innovative and heartfelt air which smells like victory. I can only see good things for his next album."
KERRRRRANG!



ok! The reviews look pretty good! So here's the promised interview with Termie's lone man, H.T:
Hey there, Hamed! Looks like your second album was even more successful than your debut!
Hi. Thank you.
So can you tell us what the album title means, at least for you?
Well I guess it was kind of a title which came to me the minute I was finished with Ergonomic Assassin. I knew I had made some grungy/industrial/sludgy experimental music with Assassin but I really wanted to dive deep into my soul and dig out pieces, you know? I wanted to find out what I'm made up on the inside and that's what led to Ghost and its songs.
So the music here is more personal then?
Yes. definitely.
So what has been different from a technical angle about making this album?
It uses less samples from movies or music loops. I play the guitar loosely in some songs. I try less to be some kind of a mixer and try more to be a composer. I also use my own vocals too.
Do you like Ghost more than you liked Assassin?
well, I can't answer that. I mean, I really like Assassin, but that was just me from the outside. There may have been a song or two which truly came from my soul and emotions but that album was skin-deep as far as my feelings go. With Ghost, I've tried to dive deep into myself and let out that sense of music which I like.
The tempo of the songs are really different too. While Ergonomic Assassin was a faster, harder and more industrial record, Calculating The Ghost seems more like an experimental/electronic indie album.
indeed. I mean I love metal. I live and die for metal. But sometimes you just have to express yourself how you see fit, you know? My life was a roller coaster ride the whole time I was doing this album and there were thousands of emotions flowing into me like some kind of a wild river and I had to let it out. But as you can see, not many of the emotions which rushed through my head were anger and frustration. otherwise you'd have another industrial metal album to listen to.
I see. Well you have the critics by surprise too!
*Laughs* Yes. I did grab them by the balls, didn't I?
So, what's next for Termie? Are you cooking up another album in your head?
Well not at the moment but I do have a title for it.
What's the title? and please tell me what the genre will be this time!!
*laughs* I can't tell you about the genre. It'll definitely be more experimental/electronica. But I haven't decided yet if I want to dig deeper into my subconscious or return to the surface for a heavier, more approachable album. I AM interested in combining some retro 70s-80s style pop music into my melodies. I think it'd be cool to do that. If I do it right.
Awesome! You didn't mention the title you have in mind for your next album.
Oh, I'll probably call it "The Pumpkin Kid". But I'm not so final about it. It may change.
And when can we expect it to come out?
Not soon I'm afraid. I need to do a little researching and sort some things about my life before I even start the new album. But I'd say mid-to-end of 2010.
Well, Thanks a lot for sharing your thoughts with us. We're really Enjoying Ghost and we're waiting for your next project!
You're welcome. Thank you.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

whoa

I don't even remember writing the last post. lol.
I was soooo god damn high.
oh well. Die.