Here at Dienow.org, we believe that each person has the right to decide how he or she is going to die. We are the facilitators of your journey to the other world and we care for what we do. We are dedicated to our services and that is why we are the #1 corporation to deal death around the world! Remember, if you think your life is a waste, then Don't hesitate to take out the trash!
We'll send a serial killer waiting to tear you up limb from limb and then have sex with your ripped off asshole!*
or perhaps a rabid tiger to eat you alive?
or how would you like a platoon of army tanks to blow you and all your belongings to kingdom come? (very good choice for you rich folks who don't want to give away any of your hard-earned money to that slut wife of yours). For an extra 50$ we'll even throw in a little airstrike just to make sure you're seriously dead!
And this week special only, with each death order, we will send you a free gift basket of suicide instruments ranging from sharp (or blunt) razorblades, build-your-own electric chairs and ready-to-go hanging ropes!
So are you feeling tired of your life and just want to end it? visit us at http://www.dienow.org/ and check out the comprehensive list of dying methods or call our toll free service line 1-800-WNT2DIE for consultation and suggestions! We will deliver your chosen method of death right to your home! Your satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!
Don't waste all that good oxygen! Kill yourself Today!
* PLEASE NOTE THAT WE HAVE SEVERAL TYPES OF SERIAL KILLERS WITH DIFFERENT TASTES IN OUR EMPLOYMENT. VISIT OUR ONLINE WEBSITE TO LEARN ABOUT EACH OF THEIR METHODS AND FETISHES AND PICK YOUR FAVORITE ONE! ARRIVAL WITHIN 24-42 HOURS FROM PAYMENT.