Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Awards of 2008

Here I am.
I shall give out my priceless awards to everything that pleased me this year. it shall be very short and very stupid because only Milad reads this anyway so who am I kidding. So without any due procrastination, here's my "Best of 2008" Awards.


Best Metal Album:
The Awakening by Caliban
































BEST ROCK ALBUM:
A Rush of Blood to The Head By Coldplay







































BEST NORMAL ALBUM:
KID A by Radiohead











































BEST MOVIE:
The Fall Directed by Tarsem

















































MY LOVE OF THE YEAR:
Asal



























































My Best Pal:


Milad (A.K.A The Master of Whores)








































Voozhiman Of The Year:
Sara from Milad's University
Favorite Songs of The Year:
Chakavak By Dariush
Run by Air
Biggest Lesson Learned of the year:
Best friends can be assholes too. actually, they ARE assholes 90% of the time. You've just learned to deal with them.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Anal Sex

I guess many primate humans became extinct simply because they chose the wrong hole?

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Enemy




I WOULD LOVE TO BREAK IN THE FACE OF ANY MOTHERFUCKER WHO THINKS HE CAN CHANGE ME!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Waterfall


The knife was still in her hand. There was a thick red liquid still dripping down on the ground beside her bare feet. drop by drop. Her hand was wet and sticky with dried up blood. She knew she couldn't just wipe it off and she needed to take a shower. It's like she could feel some of the stuff going through her hair and down her throat and through her shirt's collar.

She looked around with a sense of cold fear and tried to organize what she was about to do. She didn't want to miss a thing. So she decided to stand there and stare down at her creation just for a bit longer. just a bit. She jumped out of her skin when she heard a little thud on the walls behind her. The neighbour's kid had hit his room's wall with a football. The muffled thud sound from behind the neighbours wall came again and it felt just as unnerving and obscene. It was noise, ruining a very important moment in her life. a milestone. Probably "THE" milestone of her life. Everything would change from that day, she guessed. She wanted it to change, didn't she? Yes. she did.

After a while the thud sound went away. The parents of the boy had forced the little bastard to go and play in the yard and not shoot around a ball in his room. he could break something valuable.

The silence was a cue for her that time had passed and she had to start the ritual. probably "THE" ritual of her life. Marriage was overrated. it didn't even remotely feel like anything like a ritual until today. When it happened it just happened and then it was over. like working in a bank. The sweat drops on the back of her neck trickled out of her skin and froze in their place. She was burning up. She was shaking.

She went to the kitchen and opened the faucet to its maximum possible capacity. it felt like she had just created a miniature waterfall inside her kitchen. it looked like that old sweet village she and her husband had gone to on their honeymoon near their hotel in Portugal. "aldea de la maravilla", they called it. "Village of wonders". She had such a great time swimming underneath the wonderful waterfall there.

She knew she had to burn her clothes. They didn't have a fireplace in her house so she pondered a bit on the subject of how to find fire and how to use it properly. She rinsed the knife clean. Washed her hands carefully and thoroughly with the dish washing liquid and put the knife in the drawer next to the dinner table, on the right, next to the over sized steak fork she never got to use because normal forks would always suffice.

She picked up the brand new mop from behind the fridge, teared away its wrapping and started mopping the floor where the blood stains were. she turned on all her lights so she could see if she'd missed a spot or not. it was all clean and shiny now. just like brand new. Then she went into their bedroom and pulled out a king-sized bed sheet out of the closet and wrapped the pieces inside it like a big candy. It was good that the sheet's color was a dark brown so gush of blood running out of the them could hardly be seen at a normal glance.
She smiled at a job well done and walked into the bathroom and put the now bloody red mop in the bathtub and turned on the hot water. That sound of pouring water. How she loved going for walks in that village whenever she had a chance. it was just a 10 minute walk from the hotel and the people there were so friendly. She'd always take her turquoise blue swimsuit with her. She knew she couldn't resist the beautiful and inviting waterfall. She loved swimming under the waterfall's down pouring stream and just close her eyes. It was like listening to god's personal symphony.

She started taking off her clothes while the bathtub was filling up with water. She took off everything and watched as the blood from the tip of the mop started oozing into the water, creating dark red shapes and ripples. one of them looked like a strawberry. She smiled at it. Her shaking was nearly gone. the sweat was now able to run down her neck, chin and face. She looked like a confused innocent plastic doll. Shiny, new and ready to be presented to the whole world once again. She just needed a shower to wash away the stains.

There were shapes all over the dancing puddle of red water. She just sat there and stared, and smiled, and dipped her fingers inside the bathtub. She felt like god: Creating, giving shape, giving life and taking it.
Maybe she'd pay a visit to "aldea de la maravilla" again some day, because it made her so sad that her husband never took her there again.

so sad.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Yes I bought it and I'm gonna try and enjoy it. Fuck you.


-WOOHOO! I GOT ME AN IPHONE SUCKAS! Go weep and die in envy you sons of bitches! HAIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

- Dude, you got an iphone?

- Hell yeah baby! This piece of hot gadget is the key to my eternal pleasure and immort....

- Dude, You KNOW you can't send MMS with it, right?

-... yeah I know. I don't care. what's so special about sending some stupid pictures with your mobile phone anyway? This is THE IPHONE!! It's got the perfect screen for viewing images and movies! I'm gonna turn my bluetooth on! send me your highest resolution pic will ya?

- Iphone's bluetooth only works with apple's own handsfree blutooth headset. you can't send, receive or even see other bluetooth devices around you.

- What the fuck are you talking ab... OMG it's not working... IT'S NOT WORKING THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY IPHONE!!

- I thought you knew that.

- ... I... I did! I just forgot, that's all. Hey! look at me flipping my fingers on the awesome screen and the pictures and shit moving like it's a real life album I'm flipping through! isn't that fucking gorgeous? So what should I choose for my ringtone? I have a couple of MP3s here and...

- uh... bro... you can't put custom ringtones on the iphone. you can only do it if you buy one from the Apple itunes store. You can't record videos, your voice or use Microsoft office files on it.

- WHAT?! well I'm just gonna go to the internet and find a software which allows all that and then install on my iphone! That's What I'm gonna do!

- you can't.

- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- You can't install applications on your iphone if you haven't bought and downloaded them from Apple's application store. You have to hack it if you want to do that and god knows what the fuck they do to it when they hack it. it's gonna show the scar one way or another.

- okay...then...I'll just... flip through my pictures and listen to some music then... and uhh... send an sms or two and maybe call home with it, i guess.

- Dude, a 100$ phone can do all that plus more! Hell you can do anything with my Sony eric...

- PSHHHHPSHHSHHPSHSHSHT! Shut up man! Iphone is the SHIT! LOOK! LOOK AT MY FINGERS! Look how I move my fingers and the pictures flip like A REAL FUCKING ALBUM! LOOK AT MY FINGERS! I'm not using any buttons, oh no no no! I'M JUST USING MY FINGERS!! IT'S AMAZING! IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE! It'S THE SHIT, MAN! IT'S IS THE FUCKING SHIT!!! WOOOOHOOOOOO!!

- ....

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Some Lyrics I made tribute to Marylin Manson


NEWS REEL


this time I'll stop at nothing

all the fucking shouting

has made me numb


I fail to see the point in walkin

away from my life

just because it's dumb


so I'm just wasting time

and wishing I could fly

like a butterfly


but my wings are torn off

and my eyes are burning

and I can hear you screaming

as my blackout starts


I'll wait and see how you control

what they put in you is not your own

you can leave but you cannot live

watching TV is your only source of thrill


so many gray points I can't count
and I don't give a fuck if you did

so many gray points I can't count
nobody gives a fuck that you did


This world has made me think in secret

keeping it all away when you feel it


and I can't seem to remember the last time

that I smiled and it wasn't meant for looking normal


three point five and omega counting

this is all and nothing

this is fucking something


This may not be my logic talking

maybe it's my cock

and it fits in your mouth perfectly


so I'll fuckin sit here and enjoy the show



I'll wait and see how you control
what they put in you is not your own
you can leave but you cannot live
watching TV is your only source of thrill


so many gray points I can't count
and I don't give a fuck if you did

so many gray points I can't count
nobody gives a fuck that you did


Sunday, November 30, 2008

A song I made (Sing it Static-X style)


ALPHUCK


I am the sucker!

Tainted motherfucker!

I cannnot just stop it!

this is my life!


I am the unworshiped!

Taking in all this shit!

If I stop being nice

then I start to kill it


Kill it now

take it down

fuck them up

bring it down

blow it out

chop it off

cut it loose

bring it on

Make it snap

Kill it now

make it hurt

suck it up


I am the legend

behind all the legends

but I am not noticed

because I am flawless


This tiny world has

stopped fucking spinning

I am now waiting

for someone to say


Kill it now
take it down
fuck them up
bring it down
blow it out
chop it off
cut it loose
bring it on
Make it snap
Kill it now
make it hurt
suck it up



Thursday, November 27, 2008

GodFuck


Dear god do you want to tear your knuckles down and hold yourself?

Dear god do you want to climb off that tree meat in the shape of a T?

Dear god the paper says you were the King in the black limousine

Dear John and all the King's men can't put your head together again

Before the bullets

before the flies

before authorities take out my eyes

the only smiling are you dolls that I made

but you are plastic and so are your brains

Dear god the sky is as blue as a gunshot wound

Dear god if you were alive you know we'd kill you

Before the bullets

before the flies

before authorities take out my eyes

the only smiling are you dolls that I made

but you are plastic and so are your brains


Maralyn

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Lovey Love Song For My Lovely Asal (A.K.A I LOVE YOU LIKE FUCK T-T)


You fill up my senses

Like a night in a forest

Like a mountain in springtime

Like a walk in the rain

Like a storm in the desert

Like a sleepy blue ocean

You fill up my senses

Come fill me again
Come let me love you

Let me give my life to you

Let me drown in your laughter

Let me die in your arms

Let lay down beside you

Let me always be with you

Come let me love you

Come love me again
Let me always be with you

Come let me love you

Come love me again


John Denver- Annie's Song

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Rubber Band


And suddenly things start to get better, brighter... you just look around and you say: "hey look! My life's goin' easy on me for a change. cool!"


and then...........SNAP!


You're back to the fucked up piece of shit life you were used to live. And you ask yourself... "What the fuck just happened to ruin everything?!" and you just stand there and take the beating. you wait for a moment of escape. a moment of relief.


And suddenly things start to get better, brighter... you just look around and you say: "hey look! My life's goin' easy on me for a change. cool!"

and then...........SNAP!

You're back to the fucked up piece of shit life you were used to live. And you ask yourself... "What the fuck just happened to ruin everything?!" and you just stand there and take the beating. you wait for a moment of escape. a moment of relief.


And suddenly things start to get better, brighter... you just look around and you say: "hey look! My life's goin' easy on me for a change. cool!"

and then...........SNAP!

You're back to the fucked up piece of shit life you were used to live. And you ask yourself... "What the fuck just happened to ruin everything?!" and you just stand there and take the beating. you wait for a moment of escape. a moment of relief.


...∞

The pain would stop if I could chop off their heads. The pain would stop if I could KILL THEM.

oh god give me something to kill...please...give me someone to kill.....

Monday, November 24, 2008

Doo Doo Doo Doodoo Doo Doo Doo Doodoo Doo Doo Doo Doodoo Doo Doo Doo Dooooooo....!


Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night!
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream!
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home, Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll Scream!
This is Halloween Red 'n' black, slimy green
Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine!
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everbody scream! In our town of Halloween!
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is HalloweenHalloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!Halloween! Halloween!
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town, Don't we love it now?Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin!
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy
Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King!
This is Halloween, this is HalloweenHalloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home, Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Masturbation Tips For Dummies

1- Always, ALWAYS make sure you have at least 3 or more standard napkin tissues or a towel around to wipe off your sperm thoroughly after you ejaculate. This very important law is relevant whenever you are masturbating in front of your computer or TV and there is no water source (like the bathroom) is near.

2- Don't try to ignore the first rule and run off to the bathroom to wash your penis after ejaculation because A)you run the risk of being seen by another person inside the house if the house is not empty B)There is a big chance that while walking to the bathroom, the sperm on your penis will wipe on your clothing and make them dirty, which is not good.

3- Always make sure the space (room, livingroom, bathroom etc.) you are going to masturbate in is secured from ALL SIDES. that means doors, windows, trapdoors etc.

4- Make sure your clothing and under clothing is safely a distance away from your penis while masturbating because the sperm tends to "fountain" out when ejaculation occurs and it may land on your clothing. very bad thing to happen. trust me.

5- Always try to have your pubic hair shaved. cleaning the sperm stuck inside pubic hair is BIG and FRUSTRATING trouble.

6- Always mind the Volume of the porno you are watching. DO NOT IN ANY WAY TURN THE VOLUME TOO HIGH EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY THINK YOUR PARENTS,FRIEND,GUEST ETC. are too far to hear. the screaming cries of a woman's orgasm while getting fucked WILL draw attention from a million miles away.

7- After the cleaning and wiping of the sperm from your penis and hands is done, make sure you look thoroughly through all your clothing proximate to your ejaculation area to be certain that there is no sperm soiling anywhere.

8- always put all the spermy napkins inside a clean napkin and make a nice little ball of napkins so A)the spermy ones wouldn't stick to anywhere unwanted and B)the fucked up smell of your sperm stays inside and doesn't spread. then dispose of the "Sperm ball" as I call it, as best as you can. Don't throw it inside your room's, Kitchen's, bathroom's trashcan. its smell will draw attention. It's always best to throw it out the window (if you live in an apartment like me) or go outside and throw it outside in the alley's local trashcan or whatever. Just somewhere away from closed space.

9- after masturbation, the penis will stay erected for at least 2 minutes. don't go in front of anyone when this is true. Everyone's attention will be drawn to that big thing inside your pants.

10- Be precise with your masturbation process. Don't waste too much time sitting around and doing nothing after the ejaculation has occured. Anyone might be wanting to come through that door any second so quickly clean everything and dispose of your sperm napkin/towel/whatever ASAP.

11- don't forget to TURN OFF THE PORNO (if you're using one to masturbate to) as soon as your ejaculation sequence and orgasm (which takes about 10 seconds for me personally) phase is over!

12- stay calm and conscious of your surroundings. if someone tries to barge into your room in the middle of your masturbation, stay calm, relax, turn off the porno, put your pants back on and make sure they don't look shabby and then gently walk to the door and open it for them. if they asked why the door was locked, tell them you were studying, sleeping, working on a project etc. and didn't want any interruptions. Whatever works in your home ;)

13- Don't masturbate too much! It draws too much energy and bodily resources. just do it whenever you feel it's been long enough since the last time. You be the judge of that :) 

There it is people. The tips I have for all the other guys who masturbate (and that's pretty much ALL OF YOU WHO ARE READING THIS)

Friday, November 21, 2008

Peels Of Confusion


I am me. I think I am me.


I know what I want. I DON'T know what I want.


I'm Happy. I'm Miserable.


I'm in Love with someone I barely know. I really don't fucking know what love is.


I see the truth in your eyes. Your eyes always tell all the lies.


I have time to become who I want. My life is withering away like grains of sand in a storm.


The Darkness makes me tremble. The Darkness guides me.


I love living things. I love to Kill.


I have some friends. I have some potential enemies.


My family is my everything. My family is the stigmata in which my life slowly rots in.


Everyone like and admire me. Everyone loath and pitty me.


I'm healthy. I'm sick.


I am gifted. I am Nothing.


I am Confused. I am Confused.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

FINISH YOU



Whatever your past was, it's over. Although you've most likely got an even more fucked up future in front of you, but at least you're pretty much used to getting screwed all your life anyway, huh?


I hope you rot in hell you bastard son of a faggot. I hope your daughter gets raped before they slit her throat while filming it and releasing it on Youtube.
I hope they force feed pig piss down your wife's throat with an anal enema and shove a razor blade up her cunt while she bleeds and screams and pleads for mercy before they break her teeth with a hammer and drill holes into her mouth with an drill.
I hope they tie you up by your balls with red hot metal hooks like an animal and pour hot boiling water on your face until the skin comes off. Then they pour bleach on the exposed flesh. drop by drop. piece by piece.

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FUCK YOU!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Neverland


It's interesting that we wait for the faintest spark of hope and right behind us there's a fireworks show going on. We always tend to look away and uninterested because we want to stare at the guy afterwards because we're actually pretty attracted and interested. makes perfect sense,yes?
well WHAT THE FUCK are you waiting for? Thanksgiving?! COME AND GIVE ME A BIG LONG HUG AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!! KISS ME! LOVE ME! CRY THE TEARS OF JOY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! sure.

Why in the holy name of hell should we keep crawling and crawling and watching and thinking until the whole world finally comes down on us?

I am the one fucking up my own life I know that. tell me something I don't know already. There are so many songs written about love and how hard it is to truly acquire it and there you are sitting there with my beating heart in your bloody hand. what are you gonna do with it? Me? I'm just going to stare and follow you home... just gonna imagine being with you every single day, kiss the ground you walk on, smell the air you breath in and sleep at night and listen to shitty fucked up love songs when I should be focusing on my new metal records.

and what do YOU do? Throw that bloody piece of shit called my beating heart to the fucking dogs.


I'd call you a cold, frosty bitch if I didn't worship you.

But right now, in this moment? heck I'm looking for a match to light the fuse connected to my festering state of being.


Maybe I'd blow better than I suck.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Tornado of Our Lives




How much we philosophise... How we want to explain everything we see, or don't see.





Lying eyes. gray-blue skies. The feeling of hearing your heartbeat inside your own head and fists turning red with the frost of fear beckoning to turn you into solid stone. At least a figure to portray your true feelings inside.





Love is not all butterflies, roses and wine. It's wasps, ivy and poison too. You burn as the burning do. you break like all fragile do. You see through hers and she sees through your eyes through and through. What lies beyond those smiles and tears and smirks of uncertainty?





What did I find so precious that I just can't let go?





Now you see? trying to explain everything. Trying to question everything and still standing here like a retarded fuck and not knowing who the hell I am or what the hell I want.








This, my friend, is poetry at its purest form.