Friday, February 26, 2010
Bad news people. Real bad.
You know Milad? of course you do. well unfortunately, he's been possessed by the devil! yes. the big bad guy himself has taken control of his lifeless husk of a mortal body to bring vile and atrocious behavior to our family and dignity.
We can't get in touch with a priest and Hajagha Exorcist from next door couldn't help us. The above picture is the last known picture we have of Milad before we locked him up in the basement and threw away the key.
Hopefully, we shall starve him to death before new year comes around.
Monday, February 15, 2010
شعری سروده ام از سمیم قلبم برای اقدس جونم:
ای گهواره ی بی تاب
چرا گوزیدی بر لب الماس بنفش
دوستم داری؟ هان؟ هان؟
رفتنی شد دل آهو سر جالیزار شمال
مگر من نبودم که رفتم سر کار
توی بانک خلوت
توی خلوت بانک
چرا رفتم وقتی بارانی نبود؟
Since I have NOTHING to post about, I shall quick review all the albums I have on my IPOD at this exact moment. I shall do this from now on. Because it's what the cool people do. AHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm also very famous so my reviews are very important to the world. I... HAVE... SCHIZOPHRENIA! Milad has AIDS (Acquired immune deficiency syndrome) and cancer (testicular) and just a little pinch of the Subclavian steal syndrome. He'll die a painful death. And we should support him. We should all support him. As you can see in the picture above which was taken recently, He's not looking very well and he isn't feeling any better. He's a very sick little boy who is going to die so soon. So let us all support people who suffer from the AIDS/TESTICULAR CANCER/SUBCLAVIAN STEAL SYNDROME Combo and wish he dies a peaceful death. He also looks like a retard in this picture because he has a brain tumor. but the doctor says fuck it, so fuck it.
Send me your donation money and I shall see to it that it is used for what he loved most during his life, illegally downloaded porno. But now it shall be legal because I'll use the mmoney to buy him the real stuff which have interactive menus and audio commentary. Isn't that just SUPER DUPER?!?!?!?! :) :)
Anyways, Here's a quick review of the shit on my IPOD:
Atreyu - Lead Sails Paper Anchor
Atreyu's best album yet. it combines the best of what they are capable of and joins them all into a nifty album full of catchy songs and choruses. Some of the not so good songs do get in the way of the good ones though. 4/5
DAVID GRAY - LIFE IN SLOW MOTION
If you like some heartfelt country music with a twist of mordernized folk/rock mix then you're in for a treat. I don't really like romantic lovey dovey music but these are just some very good melodies. Especially the title track. 4/5
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE - PLANS
I don't think it's better than their Transatlanticism but it gets pretty close to being the perfect album. Some of the songs are just wonderful and it shows that DCFC is becoming more mature and pointed in the right direction. 4/5
IRON AND WINE - THE SHEPHERD'S DOG
Simply one of the best folk albums I've heard all year. The melodies are sad and fruitful at the same time and the lyrics are so personal and detailed about random things which draw your attention and leave goosebumps on your skin. 5/5
BEETHOVEN - SYMPHONY NO. 4
This guy sucks! YEAAAAAAAH! 0/5 (lol)
MESHUGGAH - OBZEN
Yeah yeah I know you think I give this a 5/5 but here's the big surprise.............. I'm GIVING IT A 4.5/5!!!!! Because it wasn't as good as Catch 33 or Nothing. but still a killer album. 4.5/5
RADIOHEAD - AMNESIAC
Simply, Radiohead's best experimental album. I can't even begin to describe the beauty and the laid back feeling of the songs in this album. Every track has its own story to tell and they all combine to create one of the best Radiohead albums in years. Better than OK Computer IMO. 5/5
RADIOHEAD - THE BENDS
As Amnesiac was Radiohead's best experimental album, this is their best rock album. The songs are so fucking awesome and catchy and the riffs are killer. It's one of their early albums but it's still their best attempt at alternative Rock to this date. 4.5/5
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD - ALIEN
I think it's much better than their City album. City was like an appetizer for Alien. This album is pure chaos and don't listen to this one unless you want your brain to turn into shit. alien shit. 5/5
SUICIDE SILENCE - THE CLEANSING
FUCKING AWESOME! WOOOO! METAL ALBUM OF 2010! I'M NOT KIDDING HERE. FUCKING BRUTAL HARDCORE FUCKMASTER! HYAAAAAA! ARRRRGH! 5/5
RESIDENT EVIL EXTINCTION SOUNDTRACK
Nice album. Has some really good songs especially the one from Emigrate. Had some shitty emo/punky shit in it too though. 3.5/5
HE IS LEGEND - SUCK OUT THE POISON
What the fuck is this shit? They want to immitate The sword and somehow create some Stoner Metal songs but they end up sounding like fart. 2/5
SHADOWS FALL - THREADS OF LIFE
Bullshit. It's just cliche'd metalcore. The songs aren't that bad and some of the riffs are nice but I've heard this album before a million times before in a million other albums. Whatever 3.5/5
THAT'S ALL, FUCKS!