New Batman Story by Alan Moore

Ye rooz agha Batman mire khoone catwoman khanoom. behesh mige "khanoom 3 soote lokht sho ta bokonimet!"
khanoom pishi mige "mioo mioo! alan lokht misham pashme kosamo 3 tighe mizanam ta hal koni agha khoffashe!"

Batman mige: "woooo! khoob baladi maro hashari konia! damet garm!"
Badesh mr. batman khanoomo ta sob mikone.
bad az nim saat mige: "ei baba khanoom pussy! ma kandom nadashtim ke! hamintory kardimet!"
khanoom mige: "Eshkali nadare batman khan! abeto rikhti too dahanam! mage yadet raft be in zoodi? hahahahaha!"
Batman ham mige: "ei nagholaye kos nane! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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