Interview with Calip's "Father calipo" about their next album

Hello everyone! This is Spinmusic.com in association with Metal Hammer and Kerrrrrang! magazine bringing you the exclusive interview with Father Calipo, The vocalist of the multi-platinum selling band: CALIP! 

We've come here to their studios in Calipfornia to ask just a few questions about their latest album: "We Fully Support Child Abuse"!

-Hello Father Calipo! How are you today?

- Good.

- OK! straight to the questions then! Just how different is your new album from the last ones?

- Well, Brian...

-Uhhh... I'm steve. 

- fuck you. shut up! Let me talk.

- OK OK.

- As I was saying, Brian, We've been in some kind of a void of emptyness and nothingness in terms of inspiration for our next album. We were of course so tired from our tours and concerts for Calipfornia which hit platinum in just 3 days but we wanted to do more. Me and Mad Momo did a little side project which was more electronica than metal which also did pretty good and it was #1 in charts for 2 weeks straight.

- oh yes! Cockroaches on Acid!

- Shut up! Yes. We are going to rest the electronic shit for now of course and make more metal petal because it's fuckin' A! it's time we gave out another album. our EP "Eshkene" was also a very good sell and people loved the songs and we are trying to follow our formula of successful song writing in this album too.

- So why is the title of the album that?

- Because I kill my mother.

- .... uh.... ok... well. Tell me more about the musical themes of this album. Is this gonna be your heaviest album yet?

- well I don't think so. I mean Calipfornia and Eshkene EP were pretty vahshi and this time I think we're trying to relax a bit and do some songs that make sense or at least have some rhythm. But you'll definitely hear some songs which are very heavy and will fuck your ear like a little bastard dog.

- Awesome. And when are we going to see the album on store shelves?

- well since many major labels including Metal Razor, Bloodbath, Roadrunner, Sony, Warner Brothers, Metal Blade and etc. want to sponsor our album and be our label, maybe it'll take some time to get through the legal shit, you know? but the song recording will start very soon and we shall finish in 1 day. maybe 2 at most. 

- you say many major labels want to sponsor you. Which one has made the most offer to you?

- I can't say for legal reasons.

- ok then can you tell us how much was the maximum offer you got?

- 2$.

- WOW! awesome! One last question. how are the band doing right now? are they ready for a new album and kick some ass?

- I think Khashkhash khabaloo is dead. I have to check. He hasn't answered his phone for 2 weeks and there's the smell of dead carcass coming from his apartment door. I think we have to break the door down to get in there. Mad Momo is ready I think. He's starting a new band called "Pain Inducer" but the songs for his band aren't finished so whatever for now. Mr. Drummer is also good. He is getting his PHD degree in Atomic fusion next month. We hate his guts. 

- OK! I guess that wraps it up! thank you very muuch for having a little chat with us Father Calipo! We hope to hear from you and your ground breaking next album pretty s...

-Shut up!