Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
CRAp
Soon I resign from my job and do nothing.
A new age of fuck has begun. What I'd give to just be relaxed and think about me for a change instead of everything around me.
Oh well. guess I'll just have to change a little bit myself in order to be able to grasp different opportunities. LIKE GOING TO THE ULTIMATE METAL CONCERT WHICH WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN TURKEY BUT MR. JAGH-METIL DIDN'T COME >_<
But whatever. Out of all those bands only Metallica may disband or die after 4-5 years. I just hope Mastodon keeps playing Blood & Thunder in all their gigs.
Shit. I would pay for a filmed VCD of this festival but to think we were "this" close to actually being there. ~_~ I feel all warm and fuzzy inside and then there's cold.... so much cold.
A new age of fuck has begun. What I'd give to just be relaxed and think about me for a change instead of everything around me.
Oh well. guess I'll just have to change a little bit myself in order to be able to grasp different opportunities. LIKE GOING TO THE ULTIMATE METAL CONCERT WHICH WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN TURKEY BUT MR. JAGH-METIL DIDN'T COME >_<
But whatever. Out of all those bands only Metallica may disband or die after 4-5 years. I just hope Mastodon keeps playing Blood & Thunder in all their gigs.
Shit. I would pay for a filmed VCD of this festival but to think we were "this" close to actually being there. ~_~ I feel all warm and fuzzy inside and then there's cold.... so much cold.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Rubber spoon Rubber spoon Rubber spoon Yes

Bad news people. Real bad.
You know Milad? of course you do. well unfortunately, he's been possessed by the devil! yes. the big bad guy himself has taken control of his lifeless husk of a mortal body to bring vile and atrocious behavior to our family and dignity.
We can't get in touch with a priest and Hajagha Exorcist from next door couldn't help us. The above picture is the last known picture we have of Milad before we locked him up in the basement and threw away the key.
Hopefully, we shall starve him to death before new year comes around.
Monday, February 15, 2010
I Shall Parody Most Of Iranian Blogs and Sometimes My Own Blog in This Post
شعری سروده ام از سمیم قلبم برای اقدس جونم:
آه
ای گهواره ی بی تاب
چرا گوزیدی بر لب الماس بنفش
دوستم داری؟ هان؟ هان؟
هان؟
چرا؟
رفتنی شد دل آهو سر جالیزار شمال
چرا آخه؟
هان؟
مگر من نبودم که رفتم سر کار
توی بانک خلوت
توی خلوت بانک
چرا رفتم وقتی بارانی نبود؟
چرا؟
هان؟
چرا؟
هان؟
آخه چرا.
THE END
What's on Hamed's IPOD?!?!?!?!?!?!
Since I have NOTHING to post about, I shall quick review all the albums I have on my IPOD at this exact moment. I shall do this from now on. Because it's what the cool people do. AHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm also very famous so my reviews are very important to the world. I... HAVE... SCHIZOPHRENIA! Milad has AIDS (Acquired immune deficiency syndrome) and cancer (testicular) and just a little pinch of the Subclavian steal syndrome. He'll die a painful death. And we should support him. We should all support him. As you can see in the picture above which was taken recently, He's not looking very well and he isn't feeling any better. He's a very sick little boy who is going to die so soon. So let us all support people who suffer from the AIDS/TESTICULAR CANCER/SUBCLAVIAN STEAL SYNDROME Combo and wish he dies a peaceful death. He also looks like a retard in this picture because he has a brain tumor. but the doctor says fuck it, so fuck it.
Send me your donation money and I shall see to it that it is used for what he loved most during his life, illegally downloaded porno. But now it shall be legal because I'll use the mmoney to buy him the real stuff which have interactive menus and audio commentary. Isn't that just SUPER DUPER?!?!?!?! :) :)
Anyways, Here's a quick review of the shit on my IPOD:
Atreyu - Lead Sails Paper Anchor
Atreyu's best album yet. it combines the best of what they are capable of and joins them all into a nifty album full of catchy songs and choruses. Some of the not so good songs do get in the way of the good ones though. 4/5
DAVID GRAY - LIFE IN SLOW MOTION
If you like some heartfelt country music with a twist of mordernized folk/rock mix then you're in for a treat. I don't really like romantic lovey dovey music but these are just some very good melodies. Especially the title track. 4/5
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE - PLANS
I don't think it's better than their Transatlanticism but it gets pretty close to being the perfect album. Some of the songs are just wonderful and it shows that DCFC is becoming more mature and pointed in the right direction. 4/5
IRON AND WINE - THE SHEPHERD'S DOG
Simply one of the best folk albums I've heard all year. The melodies are sad and fruitful at the same time and the lyrics are so personal and detailed about random things which draw your attention and leave goosebumps on your skin. 5/5
BEETHOVEN - SYMPHONY NO. 4
This guy sucks! YEAAAAAAAH! 0/5 (lol)
MESHUGGAH - OBZEN
Yeah yeah I know you think I give this a 5/5 but here's the big surprise.............. I'm GIVING IT A 4.5/5!!!!! Because it wasn't as good as Catch 33 or Nothing. but still a killer album. 4.5/5
RADIOHEAD - AMNESIAC
Simply, Radiohead's best experimental album. I can't even begin to describe the beauty and the laid back feeling of the songs in this album. Every track has its own story to tell and they all combine to create one of the best Radiohead albums in years. Better than OK Computer IMO. 5/5
RADIOHEAD - THE BENDS
As Amnesiac was Radiohead's best experimental album, this is their best rock album. The songs are so fucking awesome and catchy and the riffs are killer. It's one of their early albums but it's still their best attempt at alternative Rock to this date. 4.5/5
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD - ALIEN
I think it's much better than their City album. City was like an appetizer for Alien. This album is pure chaos and don't listen to this one unless you want your brain to turn into shit. alien shit. 5/5
SUICIDE SILENCE - THE CLEANSING
FUCKING AWESOME! WOOOO! METAL ALBUM OF 2010! I'M NOT KIDDING HERE. FUCKING BRUTAL HARDCORE FUCKMASTER! HYAAAAAA! ARRRRGH! 5/5
RESIDENT EVIL EXTINCTION SOUNDTRACK
Nice album. Has some really good songs especially the one from Emigrate. Had some shitty emo/punky shit in it too though. 3.5/5
HE IS LEGEND - SUCK OUT THE POISON
What the fuck is this shit? They want to immitate The sword and somehow create some Stoner Metal songs but they end up sounding like fart. 2/5
SHADOWS FALL - THREADS OF LIFE
Bullshit. It's just cliche'd metalcore. The songs aren't that bad and some of the riffs are nice but I've heard this album before a million times before in a million other albums. Whatever 3.5/5
THAT'S ALL, FUCKS!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Temie's New Album is Out

Termie's hotly anticipated new album, "Calculating The Ghost" is out now courtesy of C.M Records in all major and minor music stores! This is Termie's second album since the critically acclaimed "Ergonomic Assassin" which hit stores in early 2009. Here are some reviews of the album followed by a short interview with H.T himself about the album and his ideas about the next project in works!
-"This may be his second album, but Termie's accomplished so much more than some experimental bands do in their whole lifetime."
ALLMUSIC GUIDE
-" We're only a few days into 2010 and I'm already considering this my album of the year!"
MTV.COM
-" Termie has shifted away from the heavy, grungy industrial theme of assassin and has conjured up a deeply melodic and moving second album"
POP MATTERS
- "A bit harder to approach than the shallower "...Assassin" but there are at least 3 bit hits on this album alone and if you were a fan of Termie then this is definitely going to blow you away."
SPIN
- **** 1/2 Stars."
ROLLING STONE
- "Everything has changed from what you may have expected from what the next Termie album would be. I expected something heavier and more grungy but I'm still swept away by just how hypnotic and deep the second album is."
LOS ANGELES TIMES
- " It's amazing what Termie can do with just a few samples and some very, VERY primitive instruments which are probably from the stone age according to today's razzle-dazzle array of electronic equipment and producing machinery."
MP3.COM
- "I never expected such an album from him after what he did in his debut. Simply amazing stuff!."
MUSIC NATION
- "Experimental electronica with a ghost of its own. sometimes creepy, sometimes soothing, sometimes sentimental and completely essential."
ROCKIT.COM
- "You'll either love it or hate it. But I sure as **** loved it! I just wish it was a bit longer in the minutes."
UNDER THE RADAR
-"After multiple listens it will finally open up its wonderful chest of beauty and marvelous music for your listening pleasure."
THE MUSIC SHOP
-"Termie has loosened up the tight and suffocating grip he had on his sample mixing and is letting in a fresh breeze of innovative and heartfelt air which smells like victory. I can only see good things for his next album."
KERRRRRANG!
ok! The reviews look pretty good! So here's the promised interview with Termie's lone man, H.T:
Hey there, Hamed! Looks like your second album was even more successful than your debut!
Hi. Thank you.
So can you tell us what the album title means, at least for you?
Well I guess it was kind of a title which came to me the minute I was finished with Ergonomic Assassin. I knew I had made some grungy/industrial/sludgy experimental music with Assassin but I really wanted to dive deep into my soul and dig out pieces, you know? I wanted to find out what I'm made up on the inside and that's what led to Ghost and its songs.
So the music here is more personal then?
Yes. definitely.
So what has been different from a technical angle about making this album?
It uses less samples from movies or music loops. I play the guitar loosely in some songs. I try less to be some kind of a mixer and try more to be a composer. I also use my own vocals too.
Do you like Ghost more than you liked Assassin?
well, I can't answer that. I mean, I really like Assassin, but that was just me from the outside. There may have been a song or two which truly came from my soul and emotions but that album was skin-deep as far as my feelings go. With Ghost, I've tried to dive deep into myself and let out that sense of music which I like.
The tempo of the songs are really different too. While Ergonomic Assassin was a faster, harder and more industrial record, Calculating The Ghost seems more like an experimental/electronic indie album.
indeed. I mean I love metal. I live and die for metal. But sometimes you just have to express yourself how you see fit, you know? My life was a roller coaster ride the whole time I was doing this album and there were thousands of emotions flowing into me like some kind of a wild river and I had to let it out. But as you can see, not many of the emotions which rushed through my head were anger and frustration. otherwise you'd have another industrial metal album to listen to.
I see. Well you have the critics by surprise too!
*Laughs* Yes. I did grab them by the balls, didn't I?
So, what's next for Termie? Are you cooking up another album in your head?
Well not at the moment but I do have a title for it.
What's the title? and please tell me what the genre will be this time!!
*laughs* I can't tell you about the genre. It'll definitely be more experimental/electronica. But I haven't decided yet if I want to dig deeper into my subconscious or return to the surface for a heavier, more approachable album. I AM interested in combining some retro 70s-80s style pop music into my melodies. I think it'd be cool to do that. If I do it right.
Awesome! You didn't mention the title you have in mind for your next album.
Oh, I'll probably call it "The Pumpkin Kid". But I'm not so final about it. It may change.
And when can we expect it to come out?
Not soon I'm afraid. I need to do a little researching and sort some things about my life before I even start the new album. But I'd say mid-to-end of 2010.
Well, Thanks a lot for sharing your thoughts with us. We're really Enjoying Ghost and we're waiting for your next project!
You're welcome. Thank you.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
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