Stuff

First of all, I want every one of you people reading this add this blog to their bookmarks:

http://paprikalab.com/blog/?m=200804

His blog is brilliant in my opinion and he has some really smart and interesting stuff going on in it. I found it by random and I couldn't be happier with what I stumbled upon.

Secondly, WHY THE FUCK INDEED ARE CHUPA CHUPS SO HARD TO OPEN?!?!

Funny thing...

So... it was probably a few days ago.

I was either high or drunk and I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom.

Then I remember thinking about life and what I think about the purpose of life and the ultimate fate of humanity. What is beyond death? Am I just going to disappear and never to be seen again or be reborn as another human (or animal) based on where the atoms composing me end up.

And so I think about the life of atoms. What is the life of atoms? It depends on the element of the atom and it is always a lot of time. millions of years for the weakest kind of atom. So then I think about, we're probably a part of something bigger and much more beyond us because at least a million years from now, who would know how advanced life is in the universe.

Then I'm thinking, what if there would be civilizations whose atoms have gone through the "purifying" stage of millions of billions of years, a few times before? So just how advanced could Alien races be if there are any. They could be fucking GODS to us.

And then I'm thinking God. Just what the fuck did the human race witness -or lack- that the need for a messiah was felt SO deeply and SO strongly on an emotional level that it was hammered and sickled in our GENES that we are in need of an "omnipotent being" that all us humans are so in need of for remaining a sane species.

Which then makes me think about genes. Just how back from the past -or to the future- do genes pass on information? Because being primal animals or humans requires some basic functions which exist for all to a certain degrees but then are at the same time unique and especially tailored for their own individual life forms.

After that... the next thing that came to my mind was.....

"Is this even my own toothbrush?"

A joke

- By the laws of science, especially The quantum theory, everything can be considered as existing and non-existing at the same time.

Therefore, as far as we humans species know based on current science, everything you see and hear and feel and dream and imagine can both exist and not exist at the same time. But this all demands one and only one rule: "That the Above law to constantly exist without being non-existent even for the smallest periods of time. " Because if it doesn't, every other possible existence will be destroyed. Disappear.

- So what's the moral of this hypothesis?

- ...I don't know yet.

If above joke made you chuckle, laugh or even smile for a moment I love you and I want to marry you. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE marry me.

"The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do."

--Galileo Galilei

After Milad's recent advances...

Love.

Fuck all the movies, fuck all the stupid stories behind it, fuck everything you know about it for a second.

Do this:

Think back on your life.

Try to remember a moment when you loved or came close to loving. It shouldn't necessarily be a person. It may be a thing too. Or maybe an animal.

Think about what comes to your mind when you think of the word Love.

Got something? Clear the image. Throw away all the unneeded stuff. Imagine a single thing which is the ultimate relation between the word Love and what your mind.

...Feels kinda nice, doesn't it?

The Beauty Of The 21st Century

How do you think a person who has just STABBED HERSELF IN THE MIDDLE

FUCKING FINGER would react?

I dunno. Maybe scream for about 3 minutes while staring at the fountain of blood gushing out of her hand while trying to think what she should do, just fumbling around the kitchen with a pool of her own blood starting to cover the ground she is walking on as she staggers slower and slower towards the nearest toilet's towel holder, while starting to black out from the blood loss as she is struggling to get back up from the ground to reach the telephone and dial 9-1-1 if she's lucky enough and then struggle to stay awake, and alive, before the ambulance arrives?

well.... she'd probably do all that after she's posted it online. LMAO.

Seriously, if you bring an annoying little fucker over here and burn him alive in front of me and spray donkey piss all over him as he screams "MOTHER!!" I still wouldn't laugh as hard as when I saw this.

Babum bum! Babum bum!

So...

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer. Right? :-/