A Little TOO Much Work

I love Wikipedia.

What's beautiful about it is that it's a living, breathing thing. The very icing on Internet 2.0's cake. It's also my most favorite website and no day goes by that I don't visit it at least a dozen times and often much more. It's like the worldly knowledge at the tip of my fingertips. a vast database of humanly knowledge inside my humble little computer.

And you know what? Sometimes I want to add to it. Contribute, if you will, to the sea of wisdom this website brings. There have been many times that I wanted to contribute to Wikipedia and although sometimes I did, including editing articles about:

Psychology, Philosophy, Linguistics, Video Games (in many categories of consoles, brands, companies, games and video games themselves), Astronomy, TV shows and pop culture, Electronics etc.

But I still had much difficulty editing as freely and easily as I could. You see, Wikipedia is a wonderful website if you want to Read. But if you want to add to what you're reading something of your own, although it's free, it's a pretty complicated task. Outright unusable sometimes for a casual internet/PC user without prior knowledge of advanced HTML coding who knows something and wants to share.

So I urge the administrators and Webmasters down at Wikipedia to start thinking of a much MUCH more user-friendly environment of knowledge contribution instead of shying away from a design challenge and/or being afraid of schemes of "sabotage". Be assured that I am indeed hoping for a safe and strong security system (which is thankfully already dominant in the system) which would still control the data and information flow as per regulations. But alongside it I want the more user-friendly interface. Because as any other Wiki resource, Wikipedia is the child of the world wide web and its users. You could even say the same for the Internet itself!

So I'm urging you to give power to the people! allow them to add to this rich cornucopia of knowledge so that it may grow, prosper and be the seed which our generation sow for our children to reap.

Hamed,

A Loyal Fan

You know what I think the least pretentious and least "corporation-ally" invented tool in human life is?

Toothbrush. The inventor of the toothbrush should have received a Nobel Prize.

Dear Postsecrets...

I can't stop pitying my intellectually inferior parents.

And that's the biggest burden I'll always carry with me for the rest of my entire life.

ekh...

What the hell is wrong with me and my fascination for masturbation for god's sake! Sheesh!

I'm not talking about that subject anymore.

For god's sake keep it in your pants dude.

jack off.

(تاریخچه ای اجمالی بر تاریخ ارقتطون و کهکشان ابوطریبه (پاره ی نخست

گویند که در حدود بیست بیلیون و اندی سال گذشته، زمانی که مه و خورشید و زمین در کار نبودند، در اطراف کهکشانک "ابوطریبه" درحدود چهارصد و پنجاه سال نوری رو به آنطرف تر از محور دارالمفاعله ستاره ای متولد شد به نام "افلیس" و بدور آن سه سیاره مدور بودندی که اولی بقدری نزدیک به ستاره بودندی که به داخل آن کشیده شدندی و سوختندی و انفجاری حاصل شد که بسبب آن کمی از قدرت ستاره کاسته شده و رمق آن مقداری خوابیده شد. و دو سیاره دیگر که هنوز در حالت ناپایدار در خلاء فضا غوطه ور بودند کمی از ابوطریبه دورتر گردیدند و شرایط وجود زندگی در آنان حاصل شد.

نزدیک ترین سیاره را رومیان بنام "کارگون" و دیگر خلقیات زمینی (و غیر زمینی) بنام "کلگنه" می شناختند. و بسیار این سیاره سرسبز و خوش و خرم بود. و از رودهای زیبای سبز آن و آسمان نیلگون آن حکایت ها آمده. (در قرآن آمده: و کلگنه را آفریدیم تا در آن رودهای فراوان و درختان خرمای فراوان بکاریم تا از آن لذت برند کائنات.

در مدار دورتر، سیاره "ارقتطون" یا بزبان قبایل مایا "اورگانا" در حال گردش پدید آمد که بسیار وسیع بود. قطر دور سیاره تقریبا به اندازه خورشید منظومه شمسی بودندی و در آن موجودات فراوان پدید شد.

لازم به یادآوری است که کهن ترین مدرک از اعلام کشف این ستاره و سیاره اش به زمان ایل های ماد در جنوب غربی آسیای میانه بر می گردد که آنرا بنام "آروگامانا" که بمعنای "دایره ی بزرگ" می باشد می دانستند و مصریان باستان نیز از آن بسیار یاد کرده اند و گویند که اهرام مصر بدستور پادشاهان زمانه برای این ساخته شدند که اگر دایره قصد به فرود بر کره زمین را داشته باشد، سه پایه برای فرود آن آماده باشد. چنان که تناسب و اعتدال کامل برقرار می گیردد اگر یک جسم کروی را بر روی سه پایه تیز قرار دهند

آنقدر این سیاره وسیع بوده که به زبان بومیان سیاره، جاذبه حاصله، سیاره ی همسایه یعنی "کارگون" را بسوی خود کشیده و موجب شد با هم تصادفی پدید آورند که بنام "قلنج بزرگ" یا همان

The Bing Crang

شناخته شد. البته بقدری سیاره بزرگ است که سالها طول کشید تا گرد غبار حاصله از برخورد دو سیاره از یک سوی ارگان به سوی دیگر آن برسد و دوره ی کلیدی "سیاهی مطلق" یا بعبارتی

The Darkest Throne of Blashykh

را حاصل گردد.

تاریخ نگاران ارگانی و یونانی که توسط کمک موقعیت اجرام و استفاده از ماریجوانا این رخداد ها را سخت تعقیب می کردند بسیار به وجد آمده بودند. همانطور که ارسطو در نامه ای به پرکلیوس مینگارد: "ناگهان دو سیاره به هم نزدیک شدندی و انفجاری پیش آمدندی!" و اینگونه بود که لغت "انفجار" به لغتنامه نسل انسانیت اضافه گردید.

سیاهی آسمان در سیاره ارقتطون قریب به دویست سال و اندی بطول انجامید و اطلاعات از اوضاع ساکنین سیاره در این دوره بسیار کم می باشد بدلیل این موضوع که بخاطر تاریکی مطلق، کلیه موجودات سیاره ارگان کور بدنیا آمدند و ساختار مولکولی و ژنی آنان در حال تغییر اساسی برای استفاده از سیستم سونار یا رادار بود که ناگهان خاکها فرو نشست و دوباره نور ستاره افلیس بر آنان درخشید. و بمدت بیست و شش سال تمام جشنها و مراسم یابود آن روز دل انگیز برپا شدندی که یونانیان نیز با آنان همراه گردیدند همانطور که ایکانکولوس پسر هراسلیوس پادشاه زمانه نقل کرد: "بسیار خوشحالی در این بیست و شش سال و اندی مشاهده شد و ما نیز هر ساله با آنان جشن گرفتیم و این مراسم را ادامه دادیم." و اینگونه گشت که عید باستانی "سال نو" در فرهنگهای مختلف رواج یافتندی.

البته در این زمان هنوز نسل چهار پا بر ارگانا سلطنت مینمود و نسل دو پا حدود صد سال بعد رویت گردید که مربوط می شود به نسل "کرامکین" که به این نکته ظریف پی بردند که اگر بر روی دو پایشان بایستند میتوانند بمقدار بسیار وسیع تری اطراف خود را نظاره کنند و همچنین با نشانه گیری صحیح، شاش خود را به جهات دلخواه هدایت نمایند که این خود بسیار نیکو بود.

The End... FOR YOU! AHAHAHAHA!

Dear Mr. Ghoreishi and asshole bitch Mr. Gharaati and all the poor fuckers who are stuck in the mud pool of the sad and decimating shit and gag of Eihbank Tehran Branch, as I shall soon leave you all to (hopefully) have a better life than the shit you gave me, I dedicate these song lyrics to you as it is my own voice:

Killing in the name of!
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Uggh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control (7 times)
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control
And now you do what they told ya!

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

Yeah! Come on!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

Motherfucker!

Rage Against The Machine- Killing in the name of- Rage Against the Machine

Interview With H.T about his latest album!

But first a couple of reviews from critics around the universe!

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! (5/5)

MTV.COM

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! (6/6)

ALLMUSIC.com

BOOM BABY! BOOM BABY! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKALAKA!

GHERGHERE.com

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

ZAGHNABOOT.COM

HAAAAAAIIIIGHGHGHGHGHGHZHHHH!

GORGOREEEEEE!.COM

TABARAKALLAH!

FUCKISLAMFOREVER.COM

MOTHER! MOTHER! MOTHER!

RAPEDINCEST.COM

با استناد به قانون جرايم رايانه ای
دسترسۍ به تارنماۍ فراخوانده شده امكان پذير نمۍ باشد.

L1-8.COM

Yup! Awesome ei? So here's the interview:

-Hey hamed! what's up?

- Yo.

THE END